DEPARTMENT OF EAGLES

This last summer the bald eagle was taken off the endangered species list. Eagles were placed on the endangered list in the late sixties. Our national bird was hunted to near extinction. But they're doing better now. In other eagle related history, it turns out that Ben Franklin really did prefer the turkey to the eagle for our national symbol. He preferred the turkey vehemently. In a letter to his daughter, Ben wrote -

"For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him.

"With all this Injustice, he is never in good Case but like those among Men who live by Sharping & Robbing he is generally poor and often very lousy. Besides he is a rank Coward: The little King Bird not bigger than a Sparrow attacks him boldly and drives him out of the District. He is therefore by no means a proper Emblem for the brave and honest Cincinnati of America who have driven all the King birds from our Country . . ."

Ben thought the American eagle insignia looked more like a turkey.

"I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America . . . He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on."

Ben Franklin proposed an army of turkeys to fight the red coats. What a weirdo.


Department of Eagles plays the brooklyn Bell House monday.